A poem about me. I wish I was drunk



Please note that these heartwarmingly offensive cross stitchings are made to order, custom colors and designs available on demand!
You can also admire my new profanity laden stitchings in all their glory or find inspiration for your custom on instagram @analprobeheartss

Colors may be customized - just write a note when ordering.

Your stitching will NOT come with the frame pictured but it will come framed. If you are interested in a "fancier" frame at an additional cost, please message me.

Frame opening measures 5" x 7"

Shipping from United States

Items shipped USPS 2-day. International items are shipped USPS.
Greeting cards are NOT shipped with tracking - hence the free shipping. If you would like tracking, shipping will be $7 for a flat rate envelope. Please message me for this option.


No refunds after item has been paid for. If an item is damaged after shipping, please send me a message with photo of damage and I will make it right.


Please allow up to 72 hours to receive a response to messages.